mischief... mayhem... me... If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Well, okay, maybe leave the masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...




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November 12, 2003 - 10:26 am

This has been a great week so far. Two reasons...

Reason 1: THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS - EXTENDED EDITION arrived on Monday. It took me four hours with cigarette break to get through it, and it's fucking awesome. Just amazing.

Reason 2: Satan's lair is now covered in inches of ice and snow, because I now have a girlfriend.

Ain't life grand?

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